Well our little nap didn't last too long as the van pulled up to our house. It seems Gattz ordered it to come earlier than expected and there was a lot of confusion of which way mapquest was taking us! You see, our family has a tradition of climbing the highest mountain in SL before we birth one of our children. I guess in some ways, you can say it is a symbolic moment for us - as we overlook the world beneath us and then we are brought back down to such a huge world changing life event. It gives us the ability to tell our children that they have been to the top of the world and can achieve that again.
So back to our trip! Leaving was hard this time, mainly because we had such a long road trip and we knew that we could not take the entire family with us. You see, the doctors believe I will need a c-section because baby Jennah is growing so fast! With that, I have been given an amazing amount of strength, I guess we shall see why that is one day!
So, I left the house with two baby sitters and a butler and Dash, Avery and Troy were going to watch over the house. I trust my Godson, except his choice of tattoos but I won't discuss that! So we said our quick goodbyes as the moment was becoming real.
I was leaving as a mother of 5 and coming home with number six!
So, I left the house with two baby sitters and a butler and Dash, Avery and Troy were going to watch over the house. I trust my Godson, except his choice of tattoos but I won't discuss that! So we said our quick goodbyes as the moment was becoming real.
I was leaving as a mother of 5 and coming home with number six!
I loaded my bags as Gattz buckled in the kids and I got in our big red van! Geez! I really think I should have chosen the color of the van personally because my hormones were already high and the color just made me angrier! At least the van had a television inside!
...and across mainland we went!
Gattz had to carry me most of the way up but I did take my walking stick with me, so I was ready to do a little big of walking myself. The doctor did tell me to try and walk a bit because the altitude may help progress the labor or hope she would turn her butt around, so she was positioned right!
Regardless, Kenzie, Gaston, Jennah, Gattz and I finally reached the peak - it was beautiful. The farm lands were below us and we just took that moment to feel like we were on top of the world and quite literally, we were :)
Most of the way down felt like a dream, probably because I fell asleep on Gattz shoulder as we descended down the mountain. Good thing Gattz is strong! The children were exhausted by the time we got back to the car! It is funny because I remember the dream I was having, vividly - something about hand gliding over the mountains with Jennah next to me! Then I dropped her! It was terrible - I woke up and looked to the backseat to see her sleeping peacefully. I guess it was symbolic of the birth!
So we drove to the diner but got lost on the way there! So we noticed an officer ahead, so we drove up the driveway and I asked her if she knew where the closest diner was. She too was very short, not only in statue but her darn attitude. I explained I had children who were hungry and had to use the bathroom. She told me we could not use her house for that because she had no food and no toaster with a new loaf of bread laying on her counter. All I heard was my poor kids crying in the van and her mean attitude echoing in my head. So I did what any other ready to pop, emotionally unstable mother would do! I walked in her house, stuffed bread in her toaster, waiting a moment, took it all and put it all in my mouth and shut her door behind me.
I proceeded to the van where the kids each had a piece of bread! Then I noticed the unthinkable! She put spikes around our car!!!! So when we were leaving, the tires popped! Gattz had to put the car in neutral and I had to push the car down the driveway! Now, many people will wonder why I didn't get in the car myself but truthfully my belly is so big and remember that super strength - it came in handy!
I proceeded to the van where the kids each had a piece of bread! Then I noticed the unthinkable! She put spikes around our car!!!! So when we were leaving, the tires popped! Gattz had to put the car in neutral and I had to push the car down the driveway! Now, many people will wonder why I didn't get in the car myself but truthfully my belly is so big and remember that super strength - it came in handy!
*Note to Everyone: I do not condone my behavior here!
Being pregnant with a villain makes you do odd things!*
Gattz Gilman: Sorry kiddos, and this looked like it was such a friendly town
Jill Caldera runs inside and steals a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: O.O *starts the engine*
LilRune Resident facepalms
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh!
Jill Caldera takes a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: Hurry honey!
LilRune Resident: Jennah gunna be a jailhouse baby
Jill Caldera: stuffs it in her mouth and some for the kids
Jill Caldera: washes her hands quickly
Jennah Jinx: kjsadlksjds
Jill Caldera: feeds the cat
Gattz Gilman: Hurry! Get in the car before she calls the cops!
Jill Caldera: /me talks with her mouth full "UHSHU THANKS FOR THE BREAD"
Jennah Jinx: and you wonder why i am a villain
Jill Caldera: takes some out and passes it to the kids
LilRune Resident: book it Daddy
Jennah Jinx takes the bread but can't eat from laughing
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh! did this really just happen
LilRune Resident: Oh this is sourdough bread
Jill Caldera: I HEAR COPS
Jennah Jinx: roflll
Jill Caldera: Gta it!
LilRune Resident: why is my minmap red and blue blinkin
I guess the cops were not happy with us and a cop started to chase us! We finally pulled in the driveway of our rented home, which we found on Airbnb. We actually ended up trapped in by the police!
I exited the car as the officer asked and he told us he was giving us a ticket because we were entering someone's house that was not ours. We explained that we rented the house for the night as I was giving birth tomorrow. He was very nasty to us and then all a sudden, I had this bright idea! I may have told him that I was ready to give birth at that moment. Gattz caught on and started helping me with the breathing techniques "Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo, Hee Hee..." the officer dropped his pen and escorted us to the hospital and left us there! The entire hospital was deserted and I realized, I was just hungry ;)
Being pregnant with a villain makes you do odd things!*
Gattz Gilman: Sorry kiddos, and this looked like it was such a friendly town
Jill Caldera runs inside and steals a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: O.O *starts the engine*
LilRune Resident facepalms
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh!
Jill Caldera takes a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: Hurry honey!
LilRune Resident: Jennah gunna be a jailhouse baby
Jill Caldera: stuffs it in her mouth and some for the kids
Jill Caldera: washes her hands quickly
Jennah Jinx: kjsadlksjds
Jill Caldera: feeds the cat
Gattz Gilman: Hurry! Get in the car before she calls the cops!
Jill Caldera: /me talks with her mouth full "UHSHU THANKS FOR THE BREAD"
Jennah Jinx: and you wonder why i am a villain
Jill Caldera: takes some out and passes it to the kids
LilRune Resident: book it Daddy
Jennah Jinx takes the bread but can't eat from laughing
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh! did this really just happen
LilRune Resident: Oh this is sourdough bread
Jill Caldera: I HEAR COPS
Jennah Jinx: roflll
Jill Caldera: Gta it!
LilRune Resident: why is my minmap red and blue blinkin
I guess the cops were not happy with us and a cop started to chase us! We finally pulled in the driveway of our rented home, which we found on Airbnb. We actually ended up trapped in by the police!
I exited the car as the officer asked and he told us he was giving us a ticket because we were entering someone's house that was not ours. We explained that we rented the house for the night as I was giving birth tomorrow. He was very nasty to us and then all a sudden, I had this bright idea! I may have told him that I was ready to give birth at that moment. Gattz caught on and started helping me with the breathing techniques "Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo, Hee Hee..." the officer dropped his pen and escorted us to the hospital and left us there! The entire hospital was deserted and I realized, I was just hungry ;)
We finally arrived at the diner and we had an amazing pizza between the family! We walked down the street to the marketplace which sold cute little appliances. As we exited the building, someone parked on the sidewalk so we had to go around the car and gaston ran into the street to give us room to walk out. All a sudden, I hear the store owner yell (on voice) "That boy just got hit by the police officer, did you see that". I was shocked but saw my little superhero stand up, then fall down then flap his cape as he stood proudly on one foot! I ran out to see what happened and Gattz went to check on Gaston's foot! The police officer then yelled at US! Told us we were bad parents for allowing our child to run in the street and then all a sudden, I heard her call for back up for an arrest! I immediately called home and talked to Avery, told him I was sending him an uber because I figured someone would have to watch the kids. He arrived an hour later as we fought with the cops!
A bit of chat log:
Stangl Sabra: If your child was in the road, where were ya'll at, and why did you let your child in the road, there's a number of major charges we can bring
AveryScottKensington Resident: Uh oh
Jill Caldera: OH my child in the middle of a street?
Jennah Jinx sticks her bubblegum to the police car that ran over her brother's foot
Jill Caldera: Charge us with what?
LilRune Resident: Where's my Attorney!
Jill Caldera: Lets see....we can charge you - we stopped to find the nearest bathroom because this is the 50th time I had to pee on this trip!
Jill Caldera: We were blown up by a mine asking for directions
LilRune Resident: that is true i even offered to let her go behind a tree
Jill Caldera: Then our lives were risked when a COP was chasing us
Jill Caldera: THEN we stop to eat
Jill Caldera: and my son gets his foot run over
Stangl Sabra: Evade Police, got it!
Jill Caldera: Then I can charge your officer with not looking and seeing a child with BRIGHT YELLOW REFLECTIVE SHIRT ON
Jill Caldera: and running his foot over without an apology
LilRune Resident: Daddy can you call our FB Friends Sam and Dean Winchester?
AveryScottKensington Resident: Listen, your gunna get hit with all kinds of charges for running over a 3 yr old with your police car, and causing emotional damage to a pregnant woman, not to mention the fact the your hospital that was supposed to be staffed, was not. So lets take it down a step Sir.
Stangl Sabra: I'm Police, not Medical
Gattz Gilman: and she just continued driving off. Isn't that a hit and run? Leaving the scene of an accident?
LilRune Resident still hops on one foot.
deltacity Resident: I had lights and sirens on I was heading to a fire alarm at the diner
Stangl Sabra: oh, the kid hit by the car....the same one running and walking around, ok, so you weren't watching your children, got it, at those charges
AveryScottKensington Resident: I dont care if you were running to take a poop, you stop for children in the street, or crossing the street, YOU SLOW DOWN.
Jill Caldera: I HAVE 6 KIDS, 4 WHO HAVE MADE IT TO BE 16 and ONLY ONE was knocked up! I am doing a pretty darn good job
AveryScottKensington Resident: Thanks Mom in Law >.>
Stangl Sabra: let me get this out of the way right now, since you are pointing everything you've done
Jill Caldera: HOWEVER a police officer that does not stop and hits my kid
Stangl Sabra: You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions or make any statements.
Stangl Sabra: Do you understand these rights?
Jill Caldera: NO HABLO INGLESE POLICE OFFICER
Stangl Sabra: well, My body cam/recorder says otherwise
Jennah Jinx: mommy you could have tried german
Stangl Sabra: oh, she ain't going by herself, and Child Services will be by for the children
Jill Caldera: OVER MY DEAD BODY
Gattz Gilman: Oh I don't think so
Jennah Jinx: Whaaaaat?
Jill Caldera: DONT MESS WITH MY KIDS
Jennah Jinx: I'm innocent!
Gattz Gilman: Our kids are staying with us
LilRune Resident: Mr Do you know who I am?
Stangl Sabra: nope, you can't maintain their safety, if you can't keep them out of the road, with a patrol car running lights and sirens
LilRune Resident: I'm batman!
BabyMickie Sandalwood: Gaston run for it while they aint looking
Jennah Jinx: he cant run with one foot
LilRune Resident: You know I know Bruce Wayne right? Well he'll hear about this.
Stangl Sabra: LIGHTS and SIREN, but you let your kids run in the roads, with LIGHTS and SIRENS heading your way, Is this what you are saying?
Gattz Gilman: We were blocked by a COP CAR blocking the sidewalk
Stangl Sabra: If your child was in the road, where were ya'll at, and why did you let your child in the road, there's a number of major charges we can bring
AveryScottKensington Resident: Uh oh
Jill Caldera: OH my child in the middle of a street?
Jennah Jinx sticks her bubblegum to the police car that ran over her brother's foot
Jill Caldera: Charge us with what?
LilRune Resident: Where's my Attorney!
Jill Caldera: Lets see....we can charge you - we stopped to find the nearest bathroom because this is the 50th time I had to pee on this trip!
Jill Caldera: We were blown up by a mine asking for directions
LilRune Resident: that is true i even offered to let her go behind a tree
Jill Caldera: Then our lives were risked when a COP was chasing us
Jill Caldera: THEN we stop to eat
Jill Caldera: and my son gets his foot run over
Stangl Sabra: Evade Police, got it!
Jill Caldera: Then I can charge your officer with not looking and seeing a child with BRIGHT YELLOW REFLECTIVE SHIRT ON
Jill Caldera: and running his foot over without an apology
LilRune Resident: Daddy can you call our FB Friends Sam and Dean Winchester?
AveryScottKensington Resident: Listen, your gunna get hit with all kinds of charges for running over a 3 yr old with your police car, and causing emotional damage to a pregnant woman, not to mention the fact the your hospital that was supposed to be staffed, was not. So lets take it down a step Sir.
Stangl Sabra: I'm Police, not Medical
Gattz Gilman: and she just continued driving off. Isn't that a hit and run? Leaving the scene of an accident?
LilRune Resident still hops on one foot.
deltacity Resident: I had lights and sirens on I was heading to a fire alarm at the diner
Stangl Sabra: oh, the kid hit by the car....the same one running and walking around, ok, so you weren't watching your children, got it, at those charges
AveryScottKensington Resident: I dont care if you were running to take a poop, you stop for children in the street, or crossing the street, YOU SLOW DOWN.
Jill Caldera: I HAVE 6 KIDS, 4 WHO HAVE MADE IT TO BE 16 and ONLY ONE was knocked up! I am doing a pretty darn good job
AveryScottKensington Resident: Thanks Mom in Law >.>
Stangl Sabra: let me get this out of the way right now, since you are pointing everything you've done
Jill Caldera: HOWEVER a police officer that does not stop and hits my kid
Stangl Sabra: You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions or make any statements.
Stangl Sabra: Do you understand these rights?
Jill Caldera: NO HABLO INGLESE POLICE OFFICER
Stangl Sabra: well, My body cam/recorder says otherwise
Jennah Jinx: mommy you could have tried german
Stangl Sabra: oh, she ain't going by herself, and Child Services will be by for the children
Jill Caldera: OVER MY DEAD BODY
Gattz Gilman: Oh I don't think so
Jennah Jinx: Whaaaaat?
Jill Caldera: DONT MESS WITH MY KIDS
Jennah Jinx: I'm innocent!
Gattz Gilman: Our kids are staying with us
LilRune Resident: Mr Do you know who I am?
Stangl Sabra: nope, you can't maintain their safety, if you can't keep them out of the road, with a patrol car running lights and sirens
LilRune Resident: I'm batman!
BabyMickie Sandalwood: Gaston run for it while they aint looking
Jennah Jinx: he cant run with one foot
LilRune Resident: You know I know Bruce Wayne right? Well he'll hear about this.
Stangl Sabra: LIGHTS and SIREN, but you let your kids run in the roads, with LIGHTS and SIRENS heading your way, Is this what you are saying?
Gattz Gilman: We were blocked by a COP CAR blocking the sidewalk
Well the P.S of it all was we ended up in jail for a half hour before being released due to one of their residents paying bond for us! We were able to rent a car and we headed home, where we should have stayed! So tomorrow is a longer drive than expected but hopefully the hotel we are staying at will be worth all of this fuss!
((Best quote of the night....happened while I was in jail when my tummy talker spoke lol.
[2016/05/16 20:12] Chunky Monkey Baby On Board Mom Hud: 43
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill craves a nice juicy pickle
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill Caldera: I NEED A JUICY PICKLE PRONTO!))
[2016/05/16 20:12] Chunky Monkey Baby On Board Mom Hud: 43
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill craves a nice juicy pickle
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill Caldera: I NEED A JUICY PICKLE PRONTO!))