So, I left the house with two baby sitters and a butler and Dash, Avery and Troy were going to watch over the house. I trust my Godson, except his choice of tattoos but I won't discuss that! So we said our quick goodbyes as the moment was becoming real.
I was leaving as a mother of 5 and coming home with number six!
I proceeded to the van where the kids each had a piece of bread! Then I noticed the unthinkable! She put spikes around our car!!!! So when we were leaving, the tires popped! Gattz had to put the car in neutral and I had to push the car down the driveway! Now, many people will wonder why I didn't get in the car myself but truthfully my belly is so big and remember that super strength - it came in handy!
Being pregnant with a villain makes you do odd things!*
Gattz Gilman: Sorry kiddos, and this looked like it was such a friendly town
Jill Caldera runs inside and steals a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: O.O *starts the engine*
LilRune Resident facepalms
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh!
Jill Caldera takes a piece of bread
Gattz Gilman: Hurry honey!
LilRune Resident: Jennah gunna be a jailhouse baby
Jill Caldera: stuffs it in her mouth and some for the kids
Jill Caldera: washes her hands quickly
Jennah Jinx: kjsadlksjds
Jill Caldera: feeds the cat
Gattz Gilman: Hurry! Get in the car before she calls the cops!
Jill Caldera: /me talks with her mouth full "UHSHU THANKS FOR THE BREAD"
Jennah Jinx: and you wonder why i am a villain
Jill Caldera: takes some out and passes it to the kids
LilRune Resident: book it Daddy
Jennah Jinx takes the bread but can't eat from laughing
Jennah Jinx: Oh my Gosh! did this really just happen
LilRune Resident: Oh this is sourdough bread
Jill Caldera: I HEAR COPS
Jennah Jinx: roflll
Jill Caldera: Gta it!
LilRune Resident: why is my minmap red and blue blinkin
I guess the cops were not happy with us and a cop started to chase us! We finally pulled in the driveway of our rented home, which we found on Airbnb. We actually ended up trapped in by the police!
I exited the car as the officer asked and he told us he was giving us a ticket because we were entering someone's house that was not ours. We explained that we rented the house for the night as I was giving birth tomorrow. He was very nasty to us and then all a sudden, I had this bright idea! I may have told him that I was ready to give birth at that moment. Gattz caught on and started helping me with the breathing techniques "Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo, Hee Hee..." the officer dropped his pen and escorted us to the hospital and left us there! The entire hospital was deserted and I realized, I was just hungry ;)
Stangl Sabra: If your child was in the road, where were ya'll at, and why did you let your child in the road, there's a number of major charges we can bring
AveryScottKensington Resident: Uh oh
Jill Caldera: OH my child in the middle of a street?
Jennah Jinx sticks her bubblegum to the police car that ran over her brother's foot
Jill Caldera: Charge us with what?
LilRune Resident: Where's my Attorney!
Jill Caldera: Lets see....we can charge you - we stopped to find the nearest bathroom because this is the 50th time I had to pee on this trip!
Jill Caldera: We were blown up by a mine asking for directions
LilRune Resident: that is true i even offered to let her go behind a tree
Jill Caldera: Then our lives were risked when a COP was chasing us
Jill Caldera: THEN we stop to eat
Jill Caldera: and my son gets his foot run over
Stangl Sabra: Evade Police, got it!
Jill Caldera: Then I can charge your officer with not looking and seeing a child with BRIGHT YELLOW REFLECTIVE SHIRT ON
Jill Caldera: and running his foot over without an apology
LilRune Resident: Daddy can you call our FB Friends Sam and Dean Winchester?
AveryScottKensington Resident: Listen, your gunna get hit with all kinds of charges for running over a 3 yr old with your police car, and causing emotional damage to a pregnant woman, not to mention the fact the your hospital that was supposed to be staffed, was not. So lets take it down a step Sir.
Stangl Sabra: I'm Police, not Medical
Gattz Gilman: and she just continued driving off. Isn't that a hit and run? Leaving the scene of an accident?
LilRune Resident still hops on one foot.
deltacity Resident: I had lights and sirens on I was heading to a fire alarm at the diner
Stangl Sabra: oh, the kid hit by the car....the same one running and walking around, ok, so you weren't watching your children, got it, at those charges
AveryScottKensington Resident: I dont care if you were running to take a poop, you stop for children in the street, or crossing the street, YOU SLOW DOWN.
Jill Caldera: I HAVE 6 KIDS, 4 WHO HAVE MADE IT TO BE 16 and ONLY ONE was knocked up! I am doing a pretty darn good job
AveryScottKensington Resident: Thanks Mom in Law >.>
Stangl Sabra: let me get this out of the way right now, since you are pointing everything you've done
Jill Caldera: HOWEVER a police officer that does not stop and hits my kid
Stangl Sabra: You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions or make any statements.
Stangl Sabra: Do you understand these rights?
Jill Caldera: NO HABLO INGLESE POLICE OFFICER
Stangl Sabra: well, My body cam/recorder says otherwise
Jennah Jinx: mommy you could have tried german
Stangl Sabra: oh, she ain't going by herself, and Child Services will be by for the children
Jill Caldera: OVER MY DEAD BODY
Gattz Gilman: Oh I don't think so
Jennah Jinx: Whaaaaat?
Jill Caldera: DONT MESS WITH MY KIDS
Jennah Jinx: I'm innocent!
Gattz Gilman: Our kids are staying with us
LilRune Resident: Mr Do you know who I am?
Stangl Sabra: nope, you can't maintain their safety, if you can't keep them out of the road, with a patrol car running lights and sirens
LilRune Resident: I'm batman!
BabyMickie Sandalwood: Gaston run for it while they aint looking
Jennah Jinx: he cant run with one foot
LilRune Resident: You know I know Bruce Wayne right? Well he'll hear about this.
Stangl Sabra: LIGHTS and SIREN, but you let your kids run in the roads, with LIGHTS and SIRENS heading your way, Is this what you are saying?
Gattz Gilman: We were blocked by a COP CAR blocking the sidewalk
[2016/05/16 20:12] Chunky Monkey Baby On Board Mom Hud: 43
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill craves a nice juicy pickle
[2016/05/16 20:12] Jill Caldera: I NEED A JUICY PICKLE PRONTO!))